Thursday, November 17, 2011

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

FACEBOOK and Other Machines

When I read the Begos article about Facebook users banned from certain pages, it reminded me of several issues I've had with Facebook in the past.

Last year, my roommate began a Facebook page titled: "Nobody likes Seth Grossman" it was self-explanatory and was an instant hit among my friends or people I assumed were my friends. After they had their laughs, I reported the group to Facebook as a form of harassment. It was a simple checked box and nothing more yet Facebook took the threat seriously, removed the group ad issued a warning to my roommate. A few months later my roommate posted an unflattering picture of me on his profile. Once again, I untagged myself and reported the picture. This time Facebook banned my roommate from the site for a week. I found it shocking that he was actually banned for sarcastic harassment and was curious as to what level of sarcastic harassment would get him banned. The sadness of the whole situation is that even if an actual predator on Facebook is banned permanently, Facebook can't stop that person from making another profile.

I bring this story up for two reasons. One, Facebook can't keep up with it's users intentions and their responses tend to be a form of overkill or complete ignorance. Two, anonymity and dishonesty are rampant through Facebook as evidenced by my roommate's fake fan page. As writers, we should be more aware of the author and not just take their status on face value alone. Anyone can post a pretty picture of a seemingly friendly person. Flash forward six months later and that pretty person is commenting on your profile pic. Flash forward another six months and that pretty person is stating facts about tanning on their status that you later quote to your friends. Little do you know that pretty person is just a fictional character generating pro-tanning propaganda for HIS job. I say 'his' because it's almost always a guy flirting with you via email. Trust me.

In the Bunz article, the question, "Should it be made transparent if a text is written by a human or an algorithm?" is a no-brainer. If we can't distinguish human writing from computer writing, we have FAILED as a society. Mad Libs is funny because it's disjointed and very unhuman-like. I'd like to think that audiences prefer and recognize 'soulful writing', if you will. The example that the article gave was a sports synopsis. It sounded so generic that the information given seemed worthless. If the content is drivel then the author, or in this case the algorithm, has failed.

I sincerely hope writing can never be perfected into a formula....

P.S.
Here's a skit from Chappelle's Show regarding the internet. It's almost 10 years old, but still relevant as hell.